Year of the Cheat

Posted: June 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

Goth Matt is gone!

Wouldn't it be great if fireworks were legal

The people of Australia spontaneously celebrate the news

He has been kicked off for being a tool cheating – he brought a smartphone into the house and may have been using it to access extra recipes. Here’s the story.

I don’t get it – they have cookbooks in the house, right? Maybe he was using the phone during the challenges. That sounds like something he’d do.

Apparently he spells his name 'Mat'. Don't care

This is nothing to smirk about Matt

While I was looking forward to seeing him kicked off in an elimination due to his lack of skill, this will do. He’ll still be on TV for two weeks as those episodes have already been shot, then hopefully there will be a televised moment of public humiliation.

He’s being replaced by a previously eliminated contestant! So much for the promise for eliminations to remain final. Here are the official shuck it to me odds on who will be returning:

Jay: 2-1 (booo)

Last person eliminated before Matt goes: 3-1 (this would make the most sense)

Cleo: 5-1 (that’d be great though)

Alex (for a second time): 10-1

Paul the Pilot: 100-1 (although I understand the war is going very well)

Other eliminated contestants so forgettable that I have more memory of Paul the Pilot’s thirty seconds on TV than them: 1000-1

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Comments
  1. Cathaxx says:

    Are these odds available through sports bet?

  2. CWA rocks says:

    i would also like these odds at some form of online betting.
    I hope for Cleo, but Jay would also be ok.

    Agree that people kicked off directly before Matt is most likely.

  3. CWA rocks says:

    just found out that the poll of preferred contestants for return at the SMH site has Jay leading the race at 58%!

  4. Adam says:

    It’s clearly a conspiracy to a) increase ratings and b) get Matt off the show before a proper elimination at which George and Gary would inevitably have to completely lie and pretend that he was a good cook and that he’d be missed.

  5. Crystal says:

    I heard they found out about the phone after all the cook books were removed for a challenge.

  6. bru says:

    please no Jay

  7. Jess says:

    I think Jay already said he wouldn’t be returning on Twitter.

  8. Carmen says:

    where is the new update 😦

  9. Ronald says:

    mat cant cook to save himself and it seems as though his complete lack of talent/personal hygiene has finally been exposed.if they bring jay back im going to need a straitjacket.

  10. Libby says:

    I’m enjoying adding “on my smartphone” to everything Matt says.

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